Cheese Balls and Alcohol

Tis the season....to be a shitty driver! Here is why I say that:  I was driving the other day and just like every other day, someone felt the need to crawl up my ass and ride my bumper in traffic. Now, I say "in traffic" because there was a lot of traffic! I could not physically drive any faster.  The person behind me decided that his day was way more important than any of the other 6000 cars in front of me and that I should be the one to move out of his way. So that made me think, what if we walked around in public like we drive? For example, if you and I were at the grocery store and I decided that I needed to get to the Totino's pizza faster than you did, what if I just got right up in your business and started "tailgating" you with my body?  I'll tell you what would happen, I would either get punched or I would have charges filed against me for harassment. But somehow this behavior is completely acceptable in our vehicles. That being said, I tried this